my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
the hangover part 2
the hangover part 3
the hangover: death and rebirth
end of hangover
hangover rebuild 1.11: you are (not) alone
We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a VCR is. I am scared.
*SCREAMING* CATS DON’T DANCE WAS THE VHS TAPE AND THE IRON GIANT WAS THE BETAMAX OMG!!!
titans got good taste
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight